Section: .. / unix-humor /
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Please remember that this is all in jest and should not be taken to heart. Enjoy and have a great laugh.
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bg.jpg |
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Bill Gates is Hitler.
| | File Size: | 64010 | | Last Modified: | Feb 1 16:02:33 2000 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 2bb2af773c76e6604d63ee46c1813dfd |
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microsoft.kills.txt |
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These calculations show that Microsoft may be guilty of murder, on order of several people per day.
| | Author: | Sil | | File Size: | 2852 | | Last Modified: | Oct 25 13:50:56 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | bb8d2b6d54d6e7c2abd22efed765425c |
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index.old |
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Unavailable.
| | File Size: | 20866 | | Last Modified: | Sep 2 22:05:59 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 42031a8c04b94f3c5048f7e083db022d |
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100.things.sysadmin.says.html |
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100 things said by a SysAdmin
| | File Size: | 5356 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 69ffede428d5e9ed21795c3b434fa254 |
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12step.recovery.from.win95.html |
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12 Step recovery from Windows95
| | File Size: | 1745 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | cc412c55dbbb971ed147d79bf14adca0 |
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Alt.sysadmin.recovery.html |
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Alt.Sysadmin.recovery
| | File Size: | 4987 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | ca6786a70342500c833ad26b44c8856f |
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accountz.htm |
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Accountz Reeceevin' Ain't For No Candy-Ass Temps - H.K.
| | File Size: | 9086 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 6716c95d02e3647706c1e04496cf4e20 |
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aol.addicts.htm |
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You Might be an AOL Addict If...
| | File Size: | 6548 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 2eb9f73b28962bf57a3a6e0db5d341b1 |
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| /// File Name: |
badass.htm |
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I Am a Bad Ass - Herbert Kornfeld
| | File Size: | 5434 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 01019d3cb5ba9d7c601d5edb68b28dae |
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| /// File Name: |
desk.htm |
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Keep Your Fucking Shit Off My Desk - H.K.
| | File Size: | 5315 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 180fbb34e66ab50e0c5579cb0dfb7a42 |
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employee.htm |
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I Be The Real Employee Of The Month - H.K.
| | File Size: | 6345 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 43929015b9c57c3b40d43a627d71c1ef |
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hdogbio.htm |
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Tha Autobiography Of Herbert K
| | File Size: | 9840 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | bbaad41d65f92c33734c49e6c8e10fb4 |
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herbertkornfeld.gif |
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Herbert K's picture
| | File Size: | 2911 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | dfc977e16f6f24f600ddeb87490ebd91 |
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microsoft.jpg |
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The Microsoft family in 1978
| | File Size: | 64451 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 1c8222c21a4d50d8da0e4fb189ce1245 |
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redhat.bsod.sim.txt |
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Secret Red Hat 6.0 Features Discovered!
| | File Size: | 1980 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 7b5d0b9957417340d61fd54d5d72c325 |
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snf-command.com.tgz |
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Microsoft Windows 98 Console emulator for Linux/UNIX
| | File Size: | 1438 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | d7bd980d69dbb7bef409b7a66c0d0978 |
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vacation.htm |
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Human-Resources Bitches Be Makin' Me Take Vacation Days - H.K.
| | File Size: | 8069 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 9c45418f080bd07fd035d7e7e2f65c29 |
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westwingsupport.htm |
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West-Wing Tech-Support Crew Be A Buncha Whack Bitches - H.K.
| | File Size: | 10000 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:12 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | a49d0228bf49fa8025decc945d657747 |
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10baset.html |
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Netmaster 10baseT is in the house
| | File Size: | 5014 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | d1d5f7cc57ea9bfd2f512865ceead69b |
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CA-99-02-Trojan-Horses.txt |
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CERT Discovers Trojan Horses 3,500 years too late.
| | File Size: | 20455 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | e2a94ce2969463332b0131ddea225fb9 |
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| /// File Name: |
TooStupid.txt |
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Too Stupid To Own A Computer
| | File Size: | 2667 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | b883a2d115cda503c5d8a3c9207594eb |
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| /// File Name: |
alien_os.html |
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CERT Advisory: ID4 Virus - Alien/OS
| | File Size: | 5705 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | ee3ff46b7185f8893a18b190345aa83e |
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| /// File Name: |
analogies.html |
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Analogies You Won't Find in Great Literature
| | File Size: | 1310 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 993d36087d7ae03a5862876d11907163 |
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| /// File Name: |
ankle-biters.html |
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IDS Terminology
| | File Size: | 3698 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 2e725504a2b9b807080f5503f0ac01a9 |
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| /// File Name: |
arrest.jpg |
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Someone getting arrested.
| | File Size: | 22052 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | dfff1d4597723a2addec965b5ca7b604 |
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